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Special AGM 2008 (AfterActionReview)

2008-01-25T20:25:00.000+08:00

After our SpecialAnnualGeneralMeeting last week, thespecialseven did a reflection on the last 5 years. This is our findings:

Sexiest crack = Edwin's never-ending clevage

Smartest Animal = ZHU xian jun [pigs can be smart too =)]

CUte poser = boonwei. esp in front of girls. He moans with great effort that melts everyone's heart o.O

HOT! = boonwei is too hot for us to handle (when the volcanos erupts, no joke is ever new)

CHIO-EST? = geraldine.. AWWWW (did someone forgot baby?)

Lustful TOAD = Angus says, 'RYAN NOO! ( i'm serious he is damn horny)'. ~~someone is trying to divert attention =)~~

Suave (xiao bai lian =) ) = Angus says, 'sry guys. but i think its me' (those who do not agree pls close this window!)

largest boobs = in the process of finding out... (baby seems to fit the bill.. must have drank too much milk)

sexy hair = WINGYEE (her hair curls and straightens like it is alive. wahhhhhh!!!)

nicest skin = no doubt its weizhou (anyone who begs to differ, pls challenge a tofu)

Who turns THESPECIALSEVEN on?

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WEILUN!!!

and his off-shoulder npcc unit-tee. sexy!

p/s: one shoulder is enough to beat baby's bare top HANDS DOWN! WOOOOT!

END OF AGM.

thespecialseven.all

specialSEVEN StRiKe BAck!

2008-01-25T20:08:00.000+08:00

FINALLY! after 1 long year, the specialseven is back!
To all our fans out there, we owe you an apology and an explanation.

The administrator of BLOGGER thought that specialposts were too funny, and people may die from over-dose of laughter; hence he decided to bann us from blogging. This made specialseven.moose ANGRY! He decided to lead the specialseven to sue the administrator. With his everlasting determination and a whole year long of fighting this case, the specialseven finally emerge victorious! This is partly due to the fact that the judge was afraid of losing his rice bowl by opposing our future minister. BUT most importantly, the specialseven will continue to provide you with interesting specialposts that will guarrantee to shorten your life. If you think that your life is too long, pls sign up as a specialfan at www.specialdeath.com, or call www7special7fan7 to register.

thespecialseven.all

The bloody battle

2006-12-28T14:05:00.000+08:00

the Wong family is having a family feast, celebrating our glorious victory over a rebellious boy, hogging the computer non-stop at the internet kiosk at century square food junction. so here we are blogging abt the 'strategies' we used against him...

Specialseven.anus, specialseven.yanz and specialseven.nig went to the internet kiosk to check out the comps. there was this little boy, probably pri two, hogging the computer as if kek was possessing him. so s7 became angry.

At first, Yanz read aloud the 'limit yourself to 15 minutes of usage' on the instruction sheet, but the boy unashamingly threw caution to the wind.

Anus started to threaten to inform the manager of FOOD JUNCTION, but to no avail.

Nig puffed up his muscular chest to intimidate him, but again, to no avail.

Toufu suggested to lure the boy with a sweet but couldn't find any sweet around.

Son put a 10 cent coin next to the computer to "buy" the boy's computer, but the boy was too busy to notice anything, even money could not separate him from his lover

Mooose picked up his phone and pretended to call his gang members, he shouted through the phone and everyone in the food court looked at him with wide-open eyes, but still the boy did not budge!

Finally, when we were so close to giving up. goofy decided to step up and have a heart-to-heart talk with the boy,hoping to persuade him to give up his prized possession. Initially, the boy ignored him, but he could not resist goofy's charm and charisma in the end. He had no choice but to walk away.

Upon seeing the chance, yanz flew into the chair and went to www.blogger.com, and here we are, blogging to you, right here right now, about the bloody war that we just waged.

For your info, we used the computer for 14 minutes and 59 seconds =)Off we go back to the chalet!!!! Stay tuned for the post about the chalet!!

thespecialseven.all

its BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

2006-12-24T00:33:00.000+08:00

Things we love about nerissa

1) She moans when she's happy/sad/hungry/tired/, in the morning/day/night.

2) She is the first girl that started the bare top trend among the girl squad.

3) She goes to our hearts throught our ears with her cutsy sa3 jiao1 voice.

4) She put on the curls onto her hair for the sake of pleasing the guys.

5) She blushed when she knew we are blogging about her.

6) She says dun lehz with a LOL at the back, hinting to us how excited she is about this post

7) She always dress as this elegant lady that mesmerises all guys that come in her way

8) She rolls her eyes with such style that we know that we have offended her

9) The baby of our squad, she is always the centre of attraction
(OH! BABY BABY, BABY BABY.. WO JUE BU NENG SHI QU NI)

10)The 1.67m gal is always looking down on ppl like thespecialseven.mooose

11) She admits that she loves to niao the person shes facing directly.

12) She most probably like tall ppl like ivan
(although many ppl like edwin still wun give up on her)

13) She's anti animal fur products
(or is this just an excuse cos she carn afford them? LOL!! jkjk!)

14) Shes good looking, inside and outside..

15) Shes in the IECLUB and hates the BODZGIRLS
(secretly admiring the specialseven)

-thespecialseven.all

our pride

2006-12-22T22:32:00.000+08:00

joanne xie peiting-

hello. we are here today to talk abt this superwomen of our sqd. shes the MAN. shes also the glory and our pride ...always looking at the rest of us from below, she tends to see things that normal ppl cannot.. her hardwork and determination are traits that we must learn.. and her politeness that she shows her peers when she says 'sui bian lor' =)the future sportswoman of singapore, she always run twice the amount of steps during pt..To say she takes twice the number of steps is a whopping understatement. She does more than just merely putting more effort into what she does. She is like the candy-coated lady of the boy squad, one who is both sweet and alluring. Many times, unconsciously, the boy squad seems to give her more glances than we ought to. Pardon us for our infatuation, but it is hard to resist the fatal charm of hers. On other times, she can be also be devoted into taking care of the squad, occasionally pampering us with snacks and tidbits.
-thespecialseven.all

2006-12-22T00:52:00.000+08:00

our impression...

2006-12-21T22:01:00.000+08:00

weithou is kind
wenjie is funny
mooooooooooooooooooses is smart
angus is creative
jason is great
nigel is S-E-H
-thespecialseven.yanz

ryan has the most secrets
wenjie has the funniest laughter
moses has the most ideas
angus has the most jokes
jason has the best relationship with girls
nigel has the biggest.. ahem* (everyone knows)
-thespecialseven.toufu

ryan is sunny
weithou is cute and handsome
mooooooooo mooooooooooo is our future prime minister
angus loves mangoes
jason jumps into the river
nigel is richer than dbs bank
-thespecialseven.goofy

ryan is funny
weithou has tofu skin
wenjie is retrenched
angus loves jokes
jason is lame
nigel has 6k a month
-thespecialseven.mooose

ryan is cute
weithou is shy, okay ?
wenjie is sleek
moose eats goose and idolizes zeus
jason <3 **r*ld*n* (do u want to buy a vowel?)
nigel has a hourglass figure
-thespecialseven.anus

yanz is joker
tofu is crystalline
wenjie is woonjAe
moose is global dominator
anus is niao~
nigel is $6k kid
-thespecialseven.son

yanz is long
toufu is soft
goofy is standing
mooose is slimy
anus is hairy
son is hard
-thespecialseven.nig

hiii u have heard of our impression of us? if u BEG to differ, why not post ur comments on our inspirational tagboard? look at it! its trendy yet funky, cool yet sleek, so stop those itchy hands from itching and TAG NOW!!!
-thespecialseven.all

2006-12-20T03:10:00.000+08:00

hello i am ryan =) this is our new blog check it out!!!! pls tag before you leave. the tagboard will be up soon.
-thespecialseven.yanz

hello i am weizhou +) pls visit this blog not becoz of me but becoz of the special seven. thank you for spending 10 sec reading this.
-thespecialseven.toufu

hello i am wenjie :) i am excited about this blog. please come and check it out regularly. thank you.
-thespecialseven.goofy

hello i am moses. we're havin a lot of fun wasting our time and yours. please come here and waste as much time next time. goodbye and have fun. :D
-thespecialseven.mooose

hello i am angus =P. i am very excited to have this blog together with my other special six members. they are really cool and suave so please visit us often for we will bring you fun, laughter and joy for at least half a day. tyty...
-thespecialseven.anus

hello i am jason x). this is an interesting website which you have fortunately come across in this blogosphere. this will last until 30th feb 2007, until then u have the special sevens to accompany you. good bye
-thespecialseven.son

Finally...

congratulations.. You have obtained the best determination award to have reached this stage of this blog.. to continue, pls click the x at the top right hand corner of the screen...

hello i am nigel =$. i am veh honoured to welcome you to this blog, cos my bird died yesterday. so now i am birdless.. pls donate to my bird's funeral by calling 1900-save-my-bird.
-thespecialseven.nig

hello dats the end.
-thespecialseven.all